Magnets from Heaven

I am in the midst of preparing to move my downtown office, changing my address with insurance agencies that just recently realized that I am no longer with the group that I quit in May of 2008, and creating new and improved paperwork and marketing tools. So, my brochure has my own art on it, as does my new and beautious card, and I wanted magnets that were a copy of my card. Well, the printer that I use doesn't do magnets, but they work with a company that does and the guy I am working with emailed me and informed me that the company's minimum order would be 1000 magnets, for $200.

Northfield is small. Rice County is small. 1000 magnets is a whole lot of magnet. I wrote him back and informed him that in fact, 900 magnets was more than I intended ever to own, and reported that I could use them only if I were to fly over Rice Co and drop them from a plane.