Bitchin' Trains

Ikea rocks. The other day while looking for a bed and dresser for Henry we found train tracks and trains - considerably cheaper than Thomas the Tank, while compatible to it. So, we got a few and set them up. Tons of fun for Henry. Tons of fun for Mom is listening to him try to say, "bridge", since he now has one.
"Bitch!" He shouts happily as his train careens over it.
"Bitch." He contentedly announces as the train chugs under it.
"B-r-i-d-g-e," I pronounce slowly for him.
"B-i-t-c-h," he replies.