A few things I rarely used to say prior to parenthood

Get your hand out of your crotch.
Don't go head first.
Wow! What a burp!
What is this fruit-like substance in your hair?
What a good poop!
Can you please brush your teeth?
What are you sitting in?!
Where's my brush??
Drink your milk.
Please don't put your foot/hand/toothbrush/Nuk/toy in your poop.
We don't eat crayons.