Our Anniversary!

Today is our one week anniversary! Here is a short quiz.

Stace and I will be celebrating our one week anniversary today by:

a. cleaning up the basement
b. cutting down a 25 ft. tall tree in the backyard
c. pushing Kevin off the steps of a parking deck

If you answered (a.), you are wrong. It may look like cleaning, but actually we'll just move scraps of drywall and 2x4s around the room. I seem to be incapable of throwing out left over building supplies for fear that some day I will desperately need a 6 inch long 2x4 or something.

If you answered (b.), you are wrong. I will cut some limbs , then I'll begin sawing the 10 inch trunk. Four minutes later, I will say "This is hard work." Then I will curse. I will then kick myself, hard, for not getting the chainsaw from Ken. Eventually I will saw almost through the trunk, only to have the top of the tree hang up on powerlines. It will stay that way until April.

If you answered (c.), you are wrong. Despite the whispers at the wedding reception, I did not actually push Stace off any steps. Also, we have no parking decks in Northfield. I will, however, fall down the stairs to the basement today, dropping an armful of my precious 2x4 scraps. (I was going to do that anyway.)

Thank you for taking this quiz. I think you just learned a valuable lesson about married life:

You are always wrong.